How about a small recap of events here last week
Frank Palmer had a birthday......I gave him a cool Crown Royal Flask...he said, "who are you? I said I'm AJ......he said.......how do you know who I am .......I said, I check the credit card slips everyday so I know you spend enough money here to earn dipolmatic immunity.....he liked that........Friday happy hour.......Sergio, Al and Sam singing the National Anthem at one end of the bar and Mike Agne singing "oh Canada" from the other end.....Steve singing in "Irish"... I will explain...Friday 7:30pm, Frogger crosses to the "dark side", Luke and Kyle intervene and get him the hell out of here...Scott and Ryan Patterson, shuffleboard champs of Friday night.........7pm, Wilson gets the hiccups.....still has them at 7:30 and now he's irritated.....I watched at least 5 people give him a "sure fire way" to get rid of the hiccups.....water strained through paper, water drinking "upside down" , hold your nose and drink water, lemon & sugar, bitters and lemon...etc etc 20 minutes later Wilson still has the hiccups..........Now Luke has the hiccups, Ryan Patterson sticks his fingers in Lukes ear (some "sure fire way" to get rid of them) Luke freaks out, thinks Ryan is making a pass at him........Ryan explaining just how much of the female species he is privvy too (actually quite a bit more vulgar than that) ... new guy named Craig sits at the bar......says are you AJ? ...I said that's me.....he says, someone told me I look like your ex.....I look up, he takes off his glasses and whoa....the guy looks exactly like Mitch, he's even 6'2 with the same exact body type...how weird it that?....By the way, I'm now Patricks trophy wife......but we break up at the end of every shift...........Dairy Farmers were here this week and they were pretty well behaved, they only pissed off Xatia 1 time, that could be a new record.................Where the hell is Markie? If found , please return to the Baseline Sports Bar, we will accept him in any condition..........Now we shall entertain my "Complaint of the week" ............"When are you going to make nice with the Corona Guy ?" Well folks, we haven't had Corona i n this bar for probably 6 months with only 1 complaint? So as far as I'm concerned the Corona guy can kiss my #&*$^% , well , you get it. Now, get your butts in here, you are missing out on so much fun. Did I miss any good stories?? Let me know
AJ
Thank you for choosing Baseline, I truly appreciate your business……….AJ
Location:
201 East Baseline Road
Tempe, Arizona 85283
(480) 730-9800
Hours:
Mon - Fri: 11AM - 2AM
Sat - Sun: 9AM - 2AM
