So I signed Xatia & I up for a self defense class called Krav Maga (no, I don't know how to pronounce it)  I saw the advertisement at Lifetime Fitness and Xatia & I went to the demonstration several weeks ago.  The class was set to begin on Mon Nov 16th.  Several days before the 16th I noticed the advertisements for the class were gone, I just assumed it had filled up.  I called the instructor Monday morning and asked if I could still join.  He informed me that Lifetime was having some issues with the other martial arts people and they weren't going to carry it right now.  He said he would do private instruction for the same price advertised through Lifetime but it would be at his house.  I said sure, we'll be there.  So on my way there I thought.........maybe we should tell someone where we are going........I mean, we don't know this guy, he could be some sort of homicidal maniac.....we should leave the address with someone if we don't come back, right? makes sense to me.   So first I call my boyfriend......no answer........Mike Agne.........no answer........I tell Xatia, who would have a pen in their hand right now to write this address down?  She says ..Wilson?  I said no, he won't have a pen in his hand.  She says the bar..........just call the bar mom, and have Dalanie write it down.  Well, I'm driving, trying to read the street signs so Xatia calls Dalanie at the bar.  She says " Hey, we are taking a class at some guys house from 12 -1pm, so..........if you don't hear from us by say 1:30pm, call the Gilbert Police"  (Now mind you, I think she said it sort of half heartedly, do you see me building my defense here?) So we go to class, great instuctor, gorgeous house, learning all sorts of new things, never really looking at the clock.  He even mentions a few times that he is spending a little more time with us because its our first class, lots to learn.  Then he accidently hits Xatia in the face and knocks her glasses askew.  We take a break while he gets out his glass repair kit (apparently this sort of thing happens all the time) We resume, we schedule out next class, all is fine and dandy.  It's about 2:30pm and I tell Xatia, I'm starved, lets get something to eat.  Now, I left my phone in the car because we all know my famous ring tone (YOUR GENITAL RASH OINTMENT IS IN) and I didn't want it going off during class.  I get in my car and see I have 27 missed calls and it hits me.....OH  SHIT..........OH SHIT..................yeah, you guessed it. Dalanie is beside herself, Luke is hysterically driving around Gilbert looking for us and I call the instructor to warn him that the Gilbert Police just might be showing up at his door.  

Welcome to my world, this is what happens when you start to lose your memory.  (in my defense, again, Xatia is young and her memory isn't shot like mine so she should have remembered making that call to Dalanie)

Oh well, alls well that ends well.  How did it end ?  Last I checked Xatia was using Luke as her "attacker" to practice the moves we learned.  I think his body is still in the front yard.

 

AJ

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