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So I go to the Ballgame the other day. (man, we've had a few stories that start out that way huh?)  I'ts sort of a Baseline Employee thing.  So Xatia, Tiffany, Maria, Reshea and I are sitting in barstools in the Insight level watching the game.  No we aren't actually in our seats because our seats sucked so we just went to the bar.  Now mind you there are 5 of us girls so we are sort of half heartedly watching the game but we are mostly talking.  We arrive at these seats in the 2nd inning.  Now there is a table in front of our high top and there is a woman in a wheelchair sitting there.  (not a real wheelchair, one that the stadium provides) So at the end of the 8th inning (see the time frame here?) she turns around and starts yelling at us about how rude we are for talking during the game we have ruined this whole game for her and can't we just go away blah blah balh.... I said " well,  why didn't you say something sooner?" (Seemed like the totally logical thing to say). She said "I assumed you would shut up"  I said well thats what you get for assuming.  Then there is this "employee" an older man in a red shirt that is supposed to be working but has actually been sitting there the entire game. He turns around and says, yes, all the talking has been very rude, we may need to call security.  (we have been there for almost 2 hours and he's going to call security now?? ) Are you serious??? We are sitting in a bar!?  So about 5 minutes later this kid comes by that looks like he's about 15 in a red shirt and stands next to our table.  Oooookayyy.  So now its the bottom of the ninth and if you didn't catch this game you missed out. It's tied in the bottom of the ninth. Some guys steals to 2nd base ( yes I said some guy, well it was a D-Backs player) So the crowd is going wild. At this point Tiffany leaves our table and goes and sits with the boys, they are sitting in seats directly in front of wheelchair woman.  So the guy goes up to bat and the guy on second makes it home.  Everyone is on their feet, everyone is screaming  and this woman is infuriated that people are standing and making noise. She start screaming "bastard! you're a bastard!!!at Tiffany.  Yes, she is really screaming bastard at Tiffany.  No, I am not making this up, you can ask Tiff.  Isn't bastard a term for a guy? Who are these people?  If you want to watch a game without any noise, wouldn't you just stay home?? If you didn't want people talking, why would you sit in the bar instead of in your seat? ( By the way, we handled it like champs because according to the bartender who was very happy we chose to sit there, "wheelchair woman" wasn't supposed to be where she was because it created a fire escape hazard.) So nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo.   Anyway............. the point is you can take the Baseline girls out of the bar but you can't take the "Baseline " out of the girls. 
  AJ
 
PS is anyone even reading this? let me know hellbitch@baselinesportsbar.com
Hello Frogger. Hello Heineken John, it was great to hear from you.  Hello Bill I miss you terribly. 
 
 
Also, on a completely seperate note, if you are looking for the menu, the entire thing is under "Specials & Events" I have no idea why
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